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I found these commercials about a year ago, I still laugh when I watch them.

Hockey Rules: Never date within the division.  (Bruins and Habs are major rivals).

Hockey Rules: Never tuck in your jersey.  Reminds me of the earlier days on the internet, on IRC (chat) you could “slap” somebody “around a bit with a large trout.”

I had a rather disturbing morning.  You know, the type of thing that causes you to shiver, like the first time you heard one of your parents talk about sex or something?

Yeah, so this one is right up those lines.

My sister, calls me up, first thing this morning so that I can part-take in sharing of this.

She tells me, “I just got a labret piercing [center lower lip] this weekend and you want to know what mom said in response to seeing this?  “That reminds me of a ‘flava-saver’ [a/k/a 'soul patch'] on a guy.”"

DAH!!!  That is completely wrong, on so many levels.

Apparently, this is all my fault, as my mother had over heard a conversation between myself and my brother some time ago, and had heard the term, and asked what it was, and I obliged with giving the uncomfortable answer.

This’ll teach me to keep my mouth shut, or at least to look around before I speak!