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Funny & Miscellaneous & Quotes 10 Dec 2007 01:59 pm

That’ll teach me

I had a rather disturbing morning.  You know, the type of thing that causes you to shiver, like the first time you heard one of your parents talk about sex or something?

Yeah, so this one is right up those lines.

My sister, calls me up, first thing this morning so that I can part-take in sharing of this.

She tells me, “I just got a labret piercing [center lower lip] this weekend and you want to know what mom said in response to seeing this?  “That reminds me of a ‘flava-saver’ [a/k/a 'soul patch'] on a guy.”"

DAH!!!  That is completely wrong, on so many levels.

Apparently, this is all my fault, as my mother had over heard a conversation between myself and my brother some time ago, and had heard the term, and asked what it was, and I obliged with giving the uncomfortable answer.

This’ll teach me to keep my mouth shut, or at least to look around before I speak!

Poker & Rants 14 Mar 2007 08:55 am

Poker Etiquette

Of the places I play poker, there is one relatively new player (for about a month now) who has horrendous manners at the table… The type of person you’d like to strangle just for their overall mannerisms and conduct. Such as a very derisive laugh when she wins, and a loud whoop when she or a friend of her’s wins against someone else.

Having been playing consistently for over a month, she still fucks up when betting (like not meeting the minimum). A bit of a calling station, quite a donkey and bad player. E.g. I was in late position, so I decided to steal the blinds (and her call) with 5000 and A-6. She calls (early position) it with K-7 o/s, and gets a K on the turn. I was favored 3-2 pre-flop, then 3-1 before the turn.
So my advice to anyone playing poker, don’t be a donkey. Read some etiquette rules here

Apple & Miscellaneous 25 Jan 2007 08:00 am

AppleTV to kill TiVo and DVR services?

http://blogs.zdnet.com/web2explorer/?p=301

Interesting article, albeit he left out one factor in tallying up price over two years, cost of high-speed internet… figure $40/mo ($480/yr.), $50/mo. if you drop cable.  Most cable providers add $10 per/mo if you have only internet.

So if I dropped cable and went with AppleTV, internet access and a few choice shows:

  • AppleTV: $299
  • Internet ($50/mo): $600
  • BattleStar Galactica: $35
  • Grey’s Anatomy: $35
  • The Unit: $35 (N/A on iTunes)
  • Heroes: $43
  • Crossing Jordan: $35 (N/A on iTunes)
  • Lost: $35
  • Daily Show: $40
  • House: $35 (N/A on iTunes)
  • Rescue Me: $35 (N/A on iTunes)
  • Blade (the Series): $35 (N/A on iTunes)
  • UFC / The Ultimate Fighter on Spike!: $45 (N/A on iTunes)
  • Law & Order: $36
  • Law & Order, SVU: $36

Well, iTunes doesn’t have everything on it yet, but maybe it will sometime soon, then I just may dump cable.  I most definitely will dump cable if I can get these in DVD quality (right now the recordings on iTunes are just below DVD quality).  I rarely watch live TV anyway…

Someday soon…

But there’s a few issues that need to be addressed:

  • Re-downloading lost/corrupted videos
  • How to get people hooked on new shows?:  Free pilot episodes.
  • iTunes needs a free channel for show pilots, who says the idiots in Hollywood know what we like to watch?  E.g. Showtime dumping “Dead Like Me” (9.1/10 on imdb.com)

Pretty soon producers (the non-”for XXXXXX channel” people) will probably start going straight to Apple iTunes.

Apple & Rants 12 Jan 2007 01:48 pm

Steve Jobs spouting FUD?

Last night, I watched a recorded interview that Steve Jobs had with Nightline on Tuesday night (9th).

Pretty boring interview, what was really odd was seeing so much of the top of Steve’s head.  Half the interview he had his head down as if in serious thought… Public Speaking 101 refresher course?

Anyway, in the interview he spouted on about not allowing 3rd party apps for the Apple iPhone (or maybe the new name that is circulating on the rumor-mill sites, “iTouch Mobile”).  He went off on a FUD rant with this:  “You don’t want your phone to be an open platform,” meaning that anyone can write applications for it and potentially gum up the provider’s network, says Jobs. “You need it to work when you need it to work. Cingular doesn’t want to see their West Coast network go down because some application messed up.

What a load of shit.  Given that programmers have been writing apps for Palm/Symbian/WinPC for the past few years, and I have yet to have heard about a cell network going down due to said applications.  What a load of pure FUD.

I like Apple, I like my PowerBook, I like my iPod.  I like my Nokia phone that runs Symbian and the fact that I can write applications for it (go Java).  Apple keeps this crap up, I won’t upgrade.  Besides, until they correct what I’ve mentioned before, I probably wouldn’t have upgraded anyway.

Steve, leave the FUD to Bill Gates.

Steve Jobes knows Best (Ars Technica)

Apple & Rants 11 Jan 2007 02:26 pm

iPhone: no 3rd party app development

Well, this plain sucks, and is really stupid.  Best part about smart phones and PDAs, is the ability to develop applications to run on them.

If Apple is worried about crappy performance due to a 3rd party application, they should just create an [optional] Apple certification process that applications can go thru.  Then if someone bitches about their iPhone’s performance, they simply can ask: Do you currently have non-certified programs installed?  If the answer is yes, they simply instruct them to remove it and try it again, then if the performance is still lacking, then they can take it up.

Though, I do think that after the exclusivity agreement between Apple and Cingular runs out, this will business model will vaporize.  Although I wouldn’t be surprized if the iPhone SDK isn’t included in the freebie development kit.  Sure, they’ll include basic app support (like widgets, as it’s one of the biggest 3rd party efforts for normal OS X) for the freebie and student ($99/yr.) ADC tier, but a full blown iPhone SDK will probably only be included in the select ($500/yr.) or premium ($3,500/yr.) ADC tiers.

The Unofficial Apple Weblog (TUAW) article: Apple VPs confirm no 3rd party iPhone apps

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