11 Apr 2007 07:22 pm
Quotes
Quotes from Bogart’s (San Antonio, TX):
- “I hate it when the tip falls out.
OWW!!! Opps, sorry honey.” - “She’s been asking all the guys to pull it out.”
- “Yup, she’s on my To-Do list.”
- “Yeah, she’s on my To-Do list too.”
- “Thanks for the head.”
“You’re welcome.” - “Cash, credit or sexual favors?”
“You know, I’m gonna take you up on the sexual favors! Would you like a Mustache Ride?”
From other bars:
- “I’m leaving in 10 minutes to go home and fuck my boyfriend, so NO, I’m not interested!!!”
–Young woman at the Rusty Nail (Clifton Park, NY) to a male patron who just didn’t get it. - “…I haven’t washed my scrotum in over a month.”
–D’alo, a regular [functional drunk] at the Union Inn (Schenectady, NY) - Patron: “She beat me again.”
Bar Owner: “Yeah, cuz she’s better at swallowing.”
–Response to a guy loosing an Irish Carbomb drinking contest, Union Inn (Schenectady, NY) - “New Rule, no mooning the other players at the poker table.”
–Biff, The Afternburner (San Antonio, TX)
Miscellaneous quotes:
- “Politically Incorrect operations of a turbine jet engine: suck, squeeze, bang and blow.” — James H.
- “May all your ups and downs be between the sheets.” — Bartenders toast